"Park illegally and you can have your own 19th Nervous Breakdown"
"You will be Waiting on a Friend to drive you home if you park here"
"The Transportation Department has its own `Beast of Burden.' It's called a tow truck''
'' 'You Can't Always Get What You Want,' so don't even think of trying to park illegally"
Courtesy of various Boston-area media sources. Mayor Menino says come enjoy the show (in the unlikely event that you can find tickets), but take a train or bus.