Dear Applicant, Your documents and letter were actually sent back to you by airmail on the 28th of August. Please allow up to twelve weeks for delivery.Twelve weeks to receive a letter! What dread postal service dogpaddles off Albion's shores?
Neither sleet nor snow
Bless their little hearts. The Home Office, after being informed by me that the claim that was made in their previous communication with me could not possibly be true, sent me this corrective note today: